Leaves caution behind

The plan is for the flying car to descend on African villages and for the team to challenge the inhabitants to a game of football before flying out. “I cant wait to see their faces,” said Laughton.

So the days of imperialist gits eager to polish up their egos by boggling the natives with gadgets are not yet over. Wankers. I would say that I’m grateful at least that they’re not trying to deliver democracy and peace through the barrel of a gun. But since one of them is former SAS (UK special forces), he’s probably already had a go at that.

Sorry if this post disappoints anyone just hoping to end their commuter torments, but the persistence of attitudes that were supposedly dead with the ostensible passing of empires irritates me.

And now for something completely different.

Last week, I was standing on my outside deck, enjoying the valley. A small bug alighted on me, and I was pretty sure it was a firefly as I’d recently managed to capture one on video. I thought it might interest a friend who was coming to dinner that evening, and I went inside to find an empty plastic yoghurt tub in which to keep it till she arrived that night.

But when it came to actually sealing the tub, I couldn’t quite bring myself to do it. I imagined this small creature with a short life going around and around in circles on the smooth plastic, forced to breathe the subtle fumes that most plastics emit (you can smell them; you’d smell nothing if they were not there). I feared I might that evening open the tub and find a dead firefly.

I released it again. Read the rest of this entry »